Frylock: All commercial flights
Master Shake: Everything else

To put the current terror alert level on your website, simply paste this code:
<a href="http://www.geekandproud.net/terror2/"><img alt="Terror Alert Level" border="0" src="http://www.geekandproud.net/terror2/terror.jpg" /> </a>

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Idea stolen from wackyneighbor.com